Headed to Dallas this week, thanks to slave s who wanted to have the opportunity to hear Me and Candy together for REAL. I said, “ok, loser, pay for the trip.”  he paid generously for My time, put Me up in a stellar hotel suite, and of course I ate out and drank on HIS dime.  My favorite pay piggie was rewarded with exclusive rights to hear Me and Candy getting it on every chance we could.  I swear I love that chick and when you get the two of us together … well it’s hot, hot hot hot :p It’s like fire.

Wanna know what we did? I might tell you if you call.  you might have a better chance for some juicy details when you tribute beforehand.  Either way, you’ll love what I tell you.

now go dream about Me.. then call Me.

Wow, I had such a good time while I was gone.  I had such a good time, in fact, that I didn’t even want to sign in to take calls and interrupt My vacation. And there you go. It’s all about Me, anyway, and I was having fun. Went out, partied a bit, met some awesomely hot hot HOT girls.. omg. Took one back to My hotel, and the three of us just had a fucking AWESOME time.  Sunday night we stayed in a little town called Metropolis, Illinois.  It was funny - the only thing there was a casino and a huge fucking statue of Superman. We had such a good time there!

But now I’m back and ready for action.  so where are all you horny fuckers? Time to play, bitches.

oh, and My new little worshipper? I’m here, live, now.  Still exhibiting some control?